Dear real estate agent: pleez email us to let us know your group has collapsed, and whether it will restructure. Kthxbai.
— katrinaparks (Katrina Parks), about a minute ago.
Dear Internet Tech, I know you said anytime between 1 and 5, but could it be, you know, 1 when you get here? Kthxbai.
— Saragparra (Sara Parra), 15 minutes ago.
dear twitter -- could someone deliver a pumpkin latte to me, pls? kthxbai
— ElysabethW (Elysabeth Williams), 37 minutes ago.
Dear iTunes, Please cease being a labyrinth of confused security measures and actually download something. Kthxbai.
— moviedork18 (moviedork18), 44 minutes ago.
yeah, was wondering about that dude. RT @TheRickWilson: Dear Tweetphoto: Plixi is a douchey name. kthxbai
— chriscturner (Christopher C.Turner), about an hour ago.
Dear Tweetphoto: Plixi is a douchey name. kthxbai
— TheRickWilson (Rick Wilson), about an hour ago.
Dammit! This is why I never do #FF... *ahem* please be following my dear buddy @skeptwinny because she is all kinds of awesome. *kthxbai
— ErinBatt (Air ), about an hour ago.
Dear super sexy Droid XXX: pls to stop sending da random letter tweets, kthxbai
— truffuls (truffuls), about an hour ago.
Dear Eminem, please drop a new single ASAP! As much as I love this 1, it's WAY too overplayed. It's on every 2 minutes. Kthxbai. Love, Kris.
— NurseKrissyMac (Kris), about an hour ago.
Dear world. Please don't send me HTML email. Among other evil, it renders horribly on my phone & gets instantly deleted. Kthxbai :)
— tdobson (Tim Dobson), about an hour ago.