Dear Computer, Stop being a cunt and work properly. Kthxbai.
— iammattstarkey (Matt Starkey), 6 minutes ago.
Dear @FakeAPStylebook, please learn that Young Earth creationists are only a small section of creationists as a whole. Kthxbai.
— t3hub3rk1tten (T3h Ub3r K1tten), 9 minutes ago.
Dear Verizon. I blame you for my AT&T service. Get the iPhone. kthxbai.
— fritcher (Dan Fritcher), 12 minutes ago.
Dear school, please cancel so I don't have to stress about driving tomorrow. Kthxbai.
— lulu_bella (lulu_bella), 15 minutes ago.
Dear Facebook, please fix the time line on my feed. I'm getting yesterday stuff mixed with 2 hours ago, mixed with few minutes ago. Kthxbai
dear computer...you're kinda pissing me off right now. i'ma hafta ax u 2 stop the slowness, & get 2 workin. kthxbai. love, trisha
— trizisha (Trisha Davis), 17 minutes ago.
Dear intern, Thanks for going the extra mile, but it's really not necessary to catalog and empty envelope. #kthxbai
— CatalogThis (Sarah), 27 minutes ago.
Dear Mr Workman, I appreciate your concern, but i promise you that at 17, I can safely cross a road by myself. Kthxbai
— _JAZ (Jasmine), about an hour ago.
@gaskins27 The letter: Dear Duggars, Plz stop having teh babbies, you mess up Tivo. Kthxbai!
— Palila (Alex), about an hour ago.
dear dvd gods, please fulfill my order, too. thank you. kthxbai
— nkotbgermany (nkotbgermany), about an hour ago.